Audit

Oh. My. God. M has been audited. How did I find this out? Oh, the way anyone would find out about someone’s monstrous financial woes – their Facebook status! Why on God’s green earth would you want to broadcast your shit storm of a life to everyone you know.

Here it is in all it’s glory:

“M has been audited in a bad way… and relatedly should really open mail sooner.”

Then, in response to someone’s “I hope it works out” words of encouragement, she says, “Uh no, it will not. They already assessed me. They say that I owe an additional $2000 for last year payable 2 months ago (I just opened it now) and I haven’t filed this year’s yet. And I owe medical money I think, I don’t know. It’s stupid, I can’t pay anyone so fuck it. Eff my life. No really, eff it.”

What does this mean for me, people? I don’t know anything about audits but I do know that when you owe the government money, they want it yesterday, now whenever you get around to it. I feel a word of pain coming on. Oh, Lordy.