Muahaha

I am giggling maniacally!! Earlier today, I was looking in the fridge and I noticed that I had this container of cheddar cheese. It’s like, in the form of parmesan cheese but it is cheddar. Anyway, I hadn’t used it in literally over a year but it was one of those things that is just so small and harmless in the door of the fridge that you pretty much never throw it away. Today though, I decided to chuck it. I looked at the expiry date before I threw it away – you know, just in case it was still good – and it had expired last January. Safe to say that that should be disposed of immediately! So in the garbage it went.

Now, I just went into the fridge again and noticed that M must have made her pasta last night, using my ketchup as sauce of course. She usually puts MY parmesan cheese on top but since she used the entire container and has not replenished the stock, she looked for another type of cheese to put on top! Yep, M used the one year old expired cheddar on her pasta. That’s what you get for using my shit, mofo! And may your stomach churn all night.