TP and Soap

I woke up bright and early this morning as always! I went to see a place at 1pm and unfortunately it was so small that I could only fit about half of my belongings in it and it’s significantly more than I’m paying now. Woe is me. I guess it is an alright last resort but I still have a month so I’m going to keep on looking.
When I left to go view the place, M was still sleeping of course. When I got back, the light in her room was on but the door was closed, so I sat in the living room and watched TV for at least an hour. I waited for her to come out and finally I went into my room but left the door wide open so that she would see that I’m available so come and talk to me!

No such luck, she literally tiptoed out of the house. I wasn’t listening to music and my door was wide open, yet I didn’t hear her door open, her put her shoes on, or her open the main door. WTF! She is sneaking out in order to avoid talking to me. This is just beyond weird and so fucking inconsiderate.

Anyway, because I was so annoyed, I immediately sent her a text message that said “Bring TP and soap.” She got paid yesterday so that means she can’t use the, “I’m broke” excuse anymore. She responded with, “Ok, I will be home at 5:30 and I have something to talk to you about then.” I said, “Sure, just bring TP and soap.” I’m cold like ice, baby!

Naturally, at 5:45, I get a text saying that she is running late and won’t be able to talk to me today. An hour later she came to the house with her co-worker and they got dressed up in space-themed outfits for some charity bowling event. I wonder if the proceeds go to M’s failure at life?

She didn’t mention a single thing about moving, of course (and no, she didn't bring TP or soap). She also didn’t show her co-worker her room. Um, yeah, good idea.