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So, it’s Sunday and she was supposed to give me the whole, “I’m fucking you in the ass by moving out” news on Friday. It’s 7pm now and M is still not up yet, so obviously she still hasn’t told me! I think she will probably just keep sleeping until tomorrow so that she can avoid telling me for one more day. How fucking pathetic.

Breaking news! She posted on her Facebook page at 6:30pm! This means that she is actually awake in her room and just hasn’t come out. I’ve been home all day with my bedroom door open, waiting. She hasn’t come out to eat or go to the bathroom or anything. What a fucking PSYCHO! She is that afraid? According to S, she hasn’t told me yet because I am “never around.” This is just getting absurd. I’ve written her a little “letter” that I intend to hand to her when she gives me the news… IF she ever gives me the news. It is as follows:

1. You cannot throw all your garbage out with our pick up. We only get one garbage can and it is not my fault that you haven't cleaned your room in well over a year.

2. You are coming back to clean when I move.

3. You are paying next month's rent.

4. You get your half of the deposit when I move, if they give the entire amount back.

Also, just so that you know, I have known for a week about you moving. I think that is shows a great deal about your character to have known for this long without giving me a heads up. It is also very telling that you expected me to damage your property or yell at you.

I am far too aware of the power of words and know that is unnecessary to use force to get a point across. I hope you are embarrassed about how you expected me to behave, especially considering the fact that I have never raised my voice in anger to you, ever.

I don't blame you for taking this opportunity - it is something that you desperately need, considering your financial situation. The only reason I am angry or upset at you is due to the way you handled the situation. The fact that you hid it from me and also the fact that you expected me to vandalize your car is a huge lack of respect for me and it is a shame you know me so little, even after living with me for a year and a half.


Update:

So I just confronted M because it was 9 o’clock and she still had not come out of her room, despite being awake since 6:30. She just got up moments ago, casually made conversation with me, had her shower and then disappeared back into her room. I knocked on the door and asked, “So you had something to talk to me about?” She replied, “Actually… Yes, I am going to be moving this month. But I am paying for the rent, of course.” She said it in a whisper so quiet I could barely make it out. I then told her that I’ve been waiting for a week for her to buck up and tell me. She asked how I knew and I told her that S told me, but that before she gets angry at him, to realize that he knew that pretending for a week without allowing me that extra time to look for a place of my own was not the right thing to do. I then read out the list of things that I want her to do before she leaves and she meekly nodded that she would do them, then I handed her the letter and told her to get her shit ready to go talk to the land lords. Actually, change of plans – We are going to talk to the landlords tomorrow after she gets off work at 7:30. It’s too late to talk to them now, I don’t want to look like an asshole going up there at 10pm on a Sunday night. Also, I don’t want her to start blubbering like an idiot because she’s so shaken up.

Update #2: Wow. I just went out to grab a drink of water before I head to bed and M has left a letter for me! The contents are as follows:

I just wanted to respond to a few thing. You said not telling you for a week reflects negatively on my character. Well, yeah, I should have told you sooner but it is hard for me to tell people things of an important or “bad news” nature. I really don’t like confrontation and I know that is something I should work on.
But you’re no character angel yourself, oh gossip queen, so let’s not judge each other.

I hope that we can continue to be civil and respectful for the next few weeks. Anyway, I will be home between 7:30 and 8pm tomorrow so we can talk to the landlords then.

P.S. Yes, obviously I’m paying April’s rent and wouldn’t dream of putting garbage out tomorrow in more amounts than we’re allowed. As for your other ‘terms’, I will consider.

See you tomorrow,
M.

Oh, I see the claws have come out! Wait, isn’t it my ass being fucked here? I kind of took my asshole behavior down a notch in my reply because unfortunately I have to share a living space and a lot of friends with this girl. My reply, via Blackberry Messenger was:

Hey, I don’t want this to be a big thing. I wanted to get how I felt off my chest and I hope you understand that. Like I said, I’m not mad about you moving. I totally understand. The whole situation is upsetting though, for both of us. So obviously we can be civil and I don’t think has to be the end of our friendship or anything ridiculous like that. I’m just obviously stressed that I need to move and you didn’t give me the heads up when you knew for a week. So now that I got it off my chest, I hope we’re cool. As far as my “terms” they’re just shit from the rental agreement. Of course you have to clean, we both lived here! And I don’t get my damage deposit back until we both leave either. The tp and soap, well let’s be realistic, I’ve bought 90% of it so its only fair. And that’s all I have to say about it, lol. I feel better now that it’s out in the open so I hope you do too.

M: Ya, for sure. It’s not so much about finances for me though, although ya, that’s an important part. Just stuff… that doesn’t matter but has made me see its for the best that this happen. So ya, I’ll pick up some soap and tp and see you tomorrow evening.

Ohhh, this is getting juicier than a plate of kobe beef!