Get out!

Things that have me excited about M’s departure:

1. No more dirty dishes in the sink! She runs water over her dishes when they are stilled filled with food matter and that creates a disgusting looking soupy mess. It sits there for days on end and I have to look at it while I do my own dishes. I also try ever so carefully not to accidentally touch it!

2. No more food in the fridge for countless months. She leaves it there and then forgets that it is hers! Expired yogurt, milk, buns, cheese, etc!

3. The tooth brush holder won’t fill up with water anymore! She puts her toothbrush back in and it’s so soaking wet still that it gradually starts filling the cup with water. I clean it out all the time, and it is something that I don’t think she has ever even noticed! It is so gross!!!

4. Her ugly shoes will finally be off my shoe rack. Your feet are fucking gigantic and your shoes don’t fit on the rack properly, so fuck off!!!

5. We won’t go through a pack of toilet paper a week! No more mystery wads of TP filling up the garbage can in the bathroom. That also means that I won’t have to change the garbage can in there every week. A full size garbage can and it would be full EVERY single week!

6. I hate vacuuming up her stray hairs. All the hairs will be mine, and it is much less disgusting and infuriating to clean up your own!

7. Her face, her work stories, her car stories!

8. I can stop walking around with this notebook that I keep all my Roomie Chron notes in!!!


Update:

I’m so infuriated. I cam home at 8:30 tonight expecting her to be there to tell me the big news, it is Friday after all! Through S, I found out that M is at a friend’s house and plans on going to see a movie tonight just to avoid me. Fuckin’ ridiculous. Man up! Apparently, she tried telling the landlords but they weren’t home. So, everyone and me will be asleep by the time her movie ends, does this mean we are all going to just wake up to see her moving out tomorrow?

I took a little look-see in her room and noticed about 4 moving boxes. I have to say, I’d be depressed if my life fit into four boxes. Then again, I’d be depressed if I was M, in general.

I’m supposed to be seeing two places tomorrow, wish me luck!