Celebrity.

Tonight I had dinner plans with some friends that involved a few other people joining us that I didn’t know. B and I took this opportunity to tell these new comers all about the catastrophe that is M. I think we talked about her for over an hour and I could have kept going all night because quite frankly, she is a never ending well of ridiculous stories. Every time I blab on and on about M, or I share this blog with anyone, it usually ends in the same result, “I need to meet this girl.” I understand, it’s like meeting Amy Winehouse or Courtney Love. I gave these people the next best thing though, a tour of M’s room. Don’t worry, they kept their shoes on and didn’t touch anything. I don’t need to be sued.

In other news, I took a look at her blog today and it turns out that her account has been suspended due to non-payment. Yes, it actually said non-payment. That’s embarrassing.