Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Mobile Moving

Well, M told me that she has today and tomorrow off of work so she should have all of her shit out of her room. Surprise surprise, I came home today and checked to see what exactly she took today and of course, barely anything. She still has 6 garbage bags, a dresser, a bed, a desk, and a bookshelf. In addition to this, there are several boxes and trinkets here and there on the floor. Now, I know what you’re thinking. If all of this remains, what on earth could she have possibly taken today? Her bedside table, of course.

Yes, she took one item today. What was she using as a moving vehicle? Her fucking bicycle? Oh, that’s right, she doesn’t know how to ride one because she is RETARDED.

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