M drinks so much coffee/latte/mocha shit now that she works at Starbucks that she is pretty much constantly on this INSANE high. She runs around the house, she jumps around the house, she talks at a lightning speed, and is just in general, extremely annoying.
She told me that she simply HAS to illegally drive her car for two days next week because of the way her shifts go. She has to work and do training on the same day, and the bus doesn’t work out for her time-wise.
Man, if she doesn’t get stopped by the cops, then she’s going to go back to feeling invincible. She is addicted to fucking up. Once she gets a taste…
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Ha, I'm reminded of that skit on Homestar Runner when Strong Bad slips a pile of caffeine into Strong Sad's Mountain Dew, and Strong Sad is like: "IfeelgreatIfeelgreat!Ifeelhorrible!Ifeelgreat!Icantfeelmylegs!"
and that is EXACTLY what she was acting like. A fuckin' wind up toy.
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