Whoa, whoa, whoa

HAAAAAALLELUJAH! The iced tea is in the sink! Let me just scroll up and see how long that bad boy has been in existence for: 12 solid days of fermentation! Absolutely delicious.

Tonight, M and I went for dinner and a movie. I know, why do I hang out with her when I hate her so much? Well, we used to hang out a lot more than we do now, and so after being apart from her for so long, one kind of forgets how ridiculous she can be.

The movie was at 7pm and she came to pick me up at 6pm. Let me just spell it out for you that one hour of time is not enough to drive to a restaurant, wait to be seated on a Saturday night, eat, pay, drive to the movies, buy a ticket, etc. So, I was already a little pissed that she picked me up so late.

Anyway, to make a long story a bit shorter, I will skim over all of the insanely boring and awkward dinner conversation and get to the good part. We get in the car and M is backing out of her parking stall. You know how when you back out, and then you pull forward to either the left or right, sometimes it is a little tight and you have to back up again to avoid hitting the car that was parked beside you? Well, that happened but it went down a little differently than it would for say, you or I. I started yelling, “Whoa whoa whoa, you’re gonna hit that truck!” And then she stopped – phewf, just in time! So she puts it in reverse to give herself a little more space, but we were on a hill, and she is in a standard, so of course, we rolled into the truck. I said, “Holy shit, you just hit that truck” and she goes, “No, I didn’t!!” wtf. “M, I saw it fucking shake. You just hit it.” And so she backed up again and went on her merry way. When we drove by, I didn’t see any damage to the truck but still, man. She hit a parked vehicle.

The reason she was so late picking me up for dinner was because she was out shopping for black and white clothing, of course! She bought herself a very nice Guess bag which was $100 and a pair of shoes which were also $100. Don’t worry though, if you buy a pair of shoes and a bag, then you get 30% off of your purchase! I mean, who would pass that up??

Oh yeah, and her driving makes me car sick. The lag between each shift lasts like 30 minutes. Whip-lash.