Saturday, December 20, 2008

Dumb Fuck

This morning, I woke up and got my shampoo out and everything ready for my shower. What does M do? She gets up and immediately walks into the bathroom and starts having her shower. FURIOUS. Either she noticed none of my shit out, or she is a fucking bitch. Either way, she is a dumb fuck.

Also, I told her that whatever is in the sour cream container that has been in the fridge for that last EON has likely expired. She looked puzzled, so I showed her the container, to which she said, “That’s not mine!” UM, YES, ACTUALLY, IT IS.

The container was filled with left over nasty food. She took it from her grandparent’s house and placed it in our fridge. There it sat for at least a month. She saw it every day for a month, and every day she thought to herself, “That’s not mine”??? Did she completely block it out of her memory? I just. don’t. get. it.

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