Yay!

M’s Facebook status: “Just when I thought things were going too good!”

You know what this means, folks! Another disaster has arrived. Last night she told me that was served papers informing her that her license is now suspended. She was actually tracked down and served and had to sign for the notice. This is how I heard the news, via Blackberry Messenger:

M: Hey friendo. If I email you a letter tomorrow can you print it out for me at work tomorrow? It is super urgent. ICBC suspended my license as of now, I’ve been served. So I need to appeal it as soon as possible as I am once again driving illegally. Argh, so frustrating! I’m not that bad of a driver, god! Lol

SS: Haha. Yes I can. I told you they would suspend you, it just takes time.

M: So fuckin stupid. There are people who’ve had more than 1 accident and 2
tickets. One of which for not having a stupid “N” (new driver’s sign) on my car! Hardly worth suspension. I’m worried they will seize my car because I had to sign for the letter and am supposed to surrender my plates at 9am.

SS: Whoaz.

M: Stuff like this always happens when I try and be happy. People wonder why I am so morbid and unhappy, well, this is why. Happiness is dangerous! Lol

I’m going to write a convincing letter so hopefully I’ll just be on probation. I’m gonna say I need to drive for work bank deposits etc and also that I learned my lesson in August! I’m havin’ like a heart attack right now!
Then I, as usual, burst her little bubble:

SS: My brother tried appealing his suspension before and he even had a pregnant girlfriend at the time and they still didn’t accept his appeal. So, I don’t know if bank deposits are going to convince them. Good luck!

M: Oh. Well that is not helping my lack of oxygen at the moment. Well… thanks. I will try and think of a persuasive letter.

Apparently she actually has to surrender her plates. I find this a little bit odd though, since insurance and licensing are two separate things and just because you have no license, doesn’t mean you can’t have a car insured in your name, does it? I mean, someone else could be using her car to drive her to work. I think she is probably just a high risk since obviously having no insurance on a car doesn’t stop her from driving it! She’s a plate switchin’ lunatic.

I guess she’ll be taking the loser-cruiser to her sweet new dead-end job at the ‘bucks!