Aww, it’s my birthday! We all went for dinner tonight, M included and I was hoping and expecting that it would be a gong show with tons of material for you to read but she barely did anything dumb!
This morning though, when I looked in the fridge, I noticed that there were two blocks of cheese that were both half used. I looked at them, thinking that perhaps they were different kinds but nope, they were both exactly the same. So, she went and bought the exact same cheese, then saw that other cheese in the fridge and didn’t realize that she was the one that bought it? So she used the new cheese. I asked her about this and she confirmed exactly what I thought – she had no recollection of buying the fucking cheese. Seriously, how can you be so goddamn vacant? Right after that she goes, “and is that your bottle of coke in the fridge?” No, no it isn’t.
She also admitted to me that her car costs her half of her net income every single month. So sad.
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