Spazz.

Well, M didn’t come home last night! I guess her birthday party ended up being quite the gong show, since even if she has to drive drunk, she usually stops at nothing to get home!

She was home later this afternoon though, when I came home with my super sweet gigantic LCD TV! Oh yeah, I’m awesome. Anyway, I asked her to help me move it back slightly on the stand and when we moved it, the picture went to static. She immediately threw her arms in the air and kept repeating, “Oh my god! I didn’t touch anything! Oh my god!” Fucking relax. She wouldn’t stop for like 2 solid minutes. Of course, I fixed it and all was well but seriously… what a spazz.