Starbucks Green!

Some people live their life eating healthy all the time. Some people go in little bursts of buying all healthy food one grocery trip and then back to Doritos the next time. Then there are people who just never eat healthy food, ever. I know what you’re thinking! You think I’m about to go into a big long spiel about how M shoves ranch flavoured Doritos dipped in chocolate icing down her pie-hole day after day. You’d be wrong though, because M fits into that middle category. Sometimes, she feels like bettering herself by buying green beans!

This last grocery trip was one of those health-kick trips. She bought two small yogurt cups, 4 packs of pre-sliced individually packaged apples, 1 litre of kiwi apple juice, and a gigantic bag of fresh green beans. Those pre-packaged apples are so much more expensive than regular apples. Their mere presence in the fridge pisses me off. Who on God’s green earth (parents aside) would buy these things? And of all vegetables, why did you choose a gigantic pack of green beans? Why not some mixed vegetables? A little variety?

She came home from what looked like a shopping spree. She had bags and bags of stuff from clothing stores. I assume she had to get a full on new wardrobe for Starbucks! Not that they have to wear uniforms or anything. She didn’t tell me what she bought, and I didn’t ask, but she did show me her new “Starbucks green scarf!” that she just HAD to get. Then she came to sit with me as I was watching T.V. She drank approximately 3 sips of her kiwi beverage and then put it back in the fridge. She also complained that she should “never buy healthy food again because you actually have to cook it.” Then she ate a pizza pop.

In other news, her co-worker and S’s sister, J has decided to use the “credit” that M has at the mechanic/chop shop that ripped her off. I guess they told her that they would do a repair for her free and since M claims she needs nothing done, she is letting J use it. Now, J is an idiot for using this credit. Doesn’t she know how badly they screwed up well, everything in the past? She does know, people. She told M once that she was going to go down there herself and scream at them to give M her money back for the Shitbox. Now she is accepting the faulty repairs.

These two should get married. At least as lesbians they wouldn’t be able to procreate.