The Results Are In

Alright everyone, get your tickets out, it is time to find out how long M slept for! Drum roll please…

A whopping 26 hours!!!

She woke up at 9pm tonight and immediately informed me that she had slept for 26 hours straight. I asked if she got up to go to the bathroom or eat or, I don’t know, stretch? She said that she woke up twice but did not get out of bed, she just looked at the clock and rolled over to go back to sleep. Is this physically possible? When I tell people, no one believes me! She even said that her back was in serious pain due to her ikea mattress that cost 90 dollars and is about 2 inches thick. They actually sell it as a mattress topper but she decided that it was good enough to be her entire bed set.

So what did she do when she woke up? She decided to make a delicious and nutritious concoction! First, she decided to make perogies and green beans. So she put frozen perogies on the same plate as fresh green beans and pops them in the microwave. You would think those two things might require different cooking times, no? I guess we shouldn’t trouble ourselves with the little things in life! So she pops out her clearly overcooked green beans and perogies and smears strawberry yogurt all over them. Gag.

What is a scrumptious meal without a refreshing beverage? M decided to make iced tea. How, you ask? She filled a very large glass with water, plopped in two tea bags and put it in the freezer. Iced. Tea. This IS rocket science! The tea bags froze, so when she went to squeeze all the flavour of them, they snapped and all the tea leaves fell to the bottom of the glass. She then moved it to the fridge after I told her that iced tea is not frozen, it is just cold. It really looks disgusting and I can’t imagine it tasting any better than it looks.