Guess what!? If you guessed that M didn’t go to work today then you just won yourself a brand new room mate! Seriously, come fucking take her.
No worky today! This time though, it was because she had a job interview. Yes, the famed Starbucks job interview she has been blabbing about for at least a week now. The interview is from 12-2pm. That’s major! Why is Starbucks so crazy about this shit? You’re making lattes, people.
She also informed me that the shitbox got towed today. Not by her, but by the police! Yep. She left the car sitting there for so long that the cops came back and got it towed. I mean, seriously, they told her that legally they are able to arrest her but even that didn’t light a fire under her ass to get that thing off the road.
The police are charging her 300 dollars for the towing fee and issuing a 600 dollar fine for parking the box on a public street with no insurance.
And how did the interview go? I don’t give a shit.
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To be honest, when I originally started reading all this I thought you might have been a bit of a drama queen.
I apologise, I would have killed her by now.
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