Apprehended

You know… every day, I think that M’s ridiculousness has reached its peak and every day it seems like I am proven wrong. This morning, I found out that M was arrested last night. Through the grapevine, I heard that she was taken to the police station because someone “anonymously” called in and told the police that she was driving her old shitbox car around with no insurance (which she was). Now, according to M’s Facebook, she is convinced that one of her friends did it. Without thinking too highly of myself, I have to assume that she thinks it is either me, B or S:

This morning her facebook said:
“M is wondering who the shitrat coward is who 'anonymously' called the cops on me... thanks a lot, fucker. Friends are just enemies that haven't struck yet...

Someone told the cops that my gold Golf isn't properly insured (the plate switch from the red one) and said they saw me driving it today, which I didn't, but anyway. It had to have been someone I know because that’s the only way they would know its not insured, because it has plates on it. So one of my lovely friends is a big bowl of Bitch Flakes...... I have a pretty good idea of who.

I got a warning after talking for like an hour but I could have lost my license and got a 2500 fine, etc etc. Plus it's actually a crime so I could have been charged/arrested. So I'm pretty pissed. The cop told me specifically that someone called in anonymously to tell them about the Golf.

And people wonder why I'm such a cold hearted bitch myself... well it's because you can't trust anyone!”


It doesn’t help my case that I haven’t spoken to her in 3 days and this isn’t just a simple, “oh I haven’t been around much!” It’s actually a full-on avoidance. Truthfully, it wasn’t me who phoned the fuzz on her but I will admit that I kind of wish it was! I didn’t even think of calling the popo! I also don’t believe it was B or S, mostly because they wouldn’t hide it from me, and also because if they had done it, I would have been there for sure. I can’t believe she was APPREHENDED. I mean, what the hell is next? She has a long lost twin sister and she murdered someone but has fled so the police are now going to arrest M for the murder and she will go to prison? Or maybe M will win the god damn lottery but lose the ticket on her way to collect the money. Would that surprise anyone? Seriously? SHITSTORM.

Update:
M was not actually arrested. She was not put in cuffs and taken to the station. This saddens me so. When she got home, I had to talk to her in order to find out all the juicy details about last night. This means I had to be nice to her :(

And so I found out that she came home around 11pm and she was getting ready for bed when she heard her phone ringing. She didn’t answer (it was a blocked call anyway) because she was brushing her teeth. She listened to the voicemail when she was done and it turns out it was the police. They were outside waiting by her shitbox, threatening to tow it if she doesn’t call them back in the next ten minutes.

She apparently went outside to talk to them and explained her way through it. See, the shitbox is not registered to M. It is registered to the previous owner still because M claims there are some details which prevent her from registering it. The car, essentially, looks stolen. It has the license plates of the car she rammed into that SUV on it and no insurance. The popo were pissed! She was given an official warning that will go on her record and was told that if she drove it or didn’t get it moved off of the street, they would tow it and fine her.

On the job-front, tonight is M’s first graveyard shift! Goooooood luck!