In true M fashion, she has left everything to the last minute. I read her twitter this morning which was updated at 8am and said she was at work cleaning up puke. This is hilarious for two reasons: 1. This means she is at work, and not moving on her last day possible to move and 2. She is cleaning up someone’s vomit. Why is it hilarious that she isn’t moving? Well, I get to beat her down, obviously.
Update:
Much to my surprise, it is 3pm and she is moving all of her belongings out as I type! She sent me a text saying that she is going to be completely done moving and cleaning at 5pm. I told her to give the landlords the key, which she did! She is coming back tomorrow to talk to them about receiving her half of the damage deposit and then she disappears in a puff of lethal gas to dissipate out of my life for good.
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