9:47am
We are down to two rolls of toilet paper. Should I just go buy more like I always do or should I finally let her know that we need it? We have lived together for 9 months and she has bought toilet paper approximately 2-3 times. Why would I let her get away with that? Why don’t I just tell her, “It’s your turn”? It all boils down to: if you want something done right, do it yourself.
Before we moved in together, M and I took a little trip to wal-mart for what exactly, I don’t recall. As we make our way to the check-out, shopping finished, M realizes “Aw shit, I forgot, my mom told me to get toilet paper.” I sigh internally – you are so dumb, why didn’t you think of that when we were still actually looking at items to purchase, not making our way to purchase them. People forget things though, so I start to turn around to go to the TP aisle. She stops me, “I’ll just get this” a GIANT 12 pack of Kleenex boxes. This was something you would find at Costco and only a priest would purchase because no one but people attending funerals could possibly use that much tissue – ever.
And so, for fear of her coming home with enough Kleenex to stuff my bra until I’m 85, I buy the toilet paper when the stock is low.
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Keep your own stash of TP in your bedroom... leave the roll in the bathroom empty.
Hair ties.... well damn... that's just dumb. the counter is probably a foot away, and she can't seem to hit it. Maybe just start throwing them in the garbage. If she asks, tell her you always thought when stuff is on the floor it's usually garbage
;-) you'd never guess I've had room-mate woes before... lol
Hah! I actually do throw them in the garbage. She is probably wondering why her supply is diminishing - actually, she probably has no idea. :D
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